Greg Hartman
Director
...be that as it may, we still wonder what would have happened if he hadn't ventured into the barber shop that fateful day. He might be out saving the world from hunger and disease - or forcing himself to smile for the camera. Sigh.
Authorities hope the following might be useful in developing possible leads:
From the company file:

Greg has been shooting video with us since 1998. although a talented director, he has other skills; he has been recording audio for fourteen years now. Born and raised here in Fort Smith, Greg lives with his wife of four years, and hopes to one day heal the world -- or continue shooting video and recording audio; he hasn't decided.
Note:

The last bit of communication from the 5-star staff was one of those stupid inter-office e-mails aimed at "getting to know each other". Perhaps it will provide some clues after all...

The following was submitted by Greg Hartman:

Bands - Switchfoot, Self

Movies - (By Category)

Comedy -

1. Dumb & Dumber
2. Office Space
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Quest for the Holy Grail

Horror -

House on Haunted Hill

Drama -

1. Shawshank Redemption
2. Forrest Gump

80's -

Summer School

Action -

They Call Me Bruce

Suspense -

M. Night Shyamalan's Signs

Animated Movie -

GI Joe The Movie

Independent -

The Accountant

Documentary -

1. The Dancing Outlaw
2. American Movie

Chick Flick -

About a Boy

Guilty Pleasure -

Watching Cartoons

Favorite Hiding Place -

Inside a set of headphones

Pet Peeve -

When people ask stupid questions!

Any skeletons in your closet? -

No and stop asking!

Travelled Much? -

Every day

Motto -

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.